I mean damn guys, I don’t care for Jalopnik, but I handle that by not reading it, I don’t cheer for it’s destruction. I do not understand why there is so much cross-blog hate.

Asking someone how woke they is sounds like something my nephew used to do. He’s 14. Good job Gawker.

Hey, at least he kept the job in America.

Where do you think they get the money to keep all the people involved with the controlled demolition quiet? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Cool story. You should contact The Onion and tell them.

The sad thing about satire like this is it’s all too plausible.

http://www.theonion.com/article/man-al…

Can’t wait for SBNation’s longform profile of him.

During my time in the army that was the vast majority of awol cases. They don’t bother searching and just wait for them to fuck up somewhere down the line.

We train young men to knock people senseless, but their coaches won’t allow them to write “fuck” on their helmets because it’s obscene!

“...the Ray Rice scandal, one of the biggest black eyes the league has ever faced...”

I know that seems like a lot, but it’s only like $2.53 per mistake.

Actually old-school Comteam positivism is what is written in our flag, not progressive socialism. and we don’t necessarily have progressive socialism or any kind of real progressivism or real socialism here being applied in society. If anything the political and ideological panorama currently here in Brazil is more…

Same thing could be asked of the model. I’ve never had the desire to strip down to a hand towel and post a photo to Instagram.

I find it kind of hilarious that nobody finds it ‘peculiar’ that there are two people in this exchange involved. One regularly publicly posts photos of themselves 95% naked, as naked as…

What’s weird is that she kept it so long.

Last year I returned home from my junior year in college. I hadn’t seen any of my hometown friends in years and I was nervous that I might have changed over the course of my time in college. My boyfriend’s family was in another state and he went to see them. When I got off the plane and went to the luggage conveyor…

Just noticed your handle. Any chance you work with Howie Felterz-Natch?

My youngest brother did his undergrad there. Is now a PhD in artificial intelligence/robotics. He loved his time at CSM.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America