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I thought The Aristocrats was hilarious, though I wouldn't want to watch with my parents or on a date.

Well, Vermont was briefly known as New Connecticut before it became a state …

Clowns were in the uncanny valley long before CGI.

The initial statement wasn't too bad - Hitler never actually did deploy chemical weapons on the battlefield. But he found himself in a hole, and decided his best option was to get digging. Buffoon seems too kind of a description.

"The flight of the clapping asshole" - I think that's a pornographic film.

LePage's populace never liked him to begin with. He won - twice - because the D an I candidates split the anti-idiot vote. But they passed IRV this last election, so that sort of thing won't happen again.

But he's not wrong. She did start it by declaring war without attempting a diplomatic solution. She did sell his unborn child. The former was an enormous screwup, and it did lead to the latter (though at least the latter served a larger purpose).

Shilling for The Lego Batman Movie is the most positive, least damaging action taken by this administration thus far, and likely ever.

Yes, minus the "wild".

I have an uncle named Steve Martin. He's your prototypical crazy uncle with whom you don't want to talk politics.

Tobacco isn't decriminalized - it's legal. The former means something is not criminal, but is still a civil offense. The latter means it is … legal.

Not to be confused with his son, rapin' Robin Thicke.

You know, the place where doomed souls go after they die.

Polderdash.

He ain't really Appeldoorn, he ain't really Breukelen.

I stand by my assertion. Crust, sauce, cheese, toppings. The ONLY exceptions I would allow are vegetable toppings that would enhance the sauce, like spinach or caramelized onions. Pepperoni belongs on top, dammit!

"Since when is a layered crust/tomato sauce/toppings/cheese combination not pizza?"

"She's just a comedian with a special people."

"Could you imagine trying to be a gay slave? That's a story that no one wants to tell."