Then She Did by Jane's Addiction.

Then She Did by Jane's Addiction.

Then She Did by Jane's Addiction.

Then She Did by Jane's Addiction.

Then She Did by Jane's Addiction.

Then She Did by Jane's Addiction.

Then She Did by Jane's Addiction.

Then She Did by Jane's Addiction.

Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo.
Now, choose a club. (Beep)
You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? (Beep)
Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. (Beep, beep, beep)
You have entered "power drive".
Now, push seven eight seven to swing." (Beep…

Damn straight! And mad props to the audience - I've never been in such an energetic, good natured, and into-it crowd at a concert in my life, and I've been to some good ones.

That's true. As did many other people. I got my tickets through the Hip Club (of which I have been a member for more than 20 years) and brought my six year old, who sang every word of every song. Yeah, it sucks that people who wanted to get in couldn't, but I would have been one of those people myself had I not…

My brother married a Canuck, and at his bachelor party, I couldn't resist saying, "Okay, one of you must be named Gord."

As well you should be! I know just how damn lucky I am. I feel a little bad that I'm taking a seat that could go to a Canadian, but they're my favorite band, too, so … sorry, eh?

Maybe it's just because I grew up so close to the border, but this American thinks he has a pretty good idea. And even if I don't, I have my own love for them, and thanks to you all for letting me peek in the window.

Agreed, but for now you know Gord is going to be all about being in the moment. The future will be what it will be. This moment will be a nation giving its thanks and love to an institution who has helped define the psyche of a generation. Bittersweet, yes, but I can't imagine a more beautiful exeunt.

I'm driving up the 401 right now, an hour from Kingston, on my way to the show. Mrs. Alps is at the wheel, and the little Alp is in the backseat. We are all excited to have the chance to be in the building, even if at the lonely end of the rink, and to be able to be a part of the celebration of a true artistic…

On the album, I'm pretty sure he says "fix the pain". Live, he definitely says "Pancakes!"

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

I would have figured a Hillary would be when a parter claims to enjoy something you do, usually oral sex, but never does it again once you get married.

It wouldn't be like removing Hermione so much as akin to making Hermione into a slacker with non-muggle parents.