Megan, you bring the awesomesauce.

From one ample - chested woman to another: Your boobs look marvelous love!

"...you assume the confiding, often plaintive, voices of teenage girls — from a Chinese factory worker to a sex slave in Africa to a schoolgirl in suburban America bemoaning her lack of purple Ugg boots."

@LatestBy: Love it!

Damn, New York Times, what kind of fuckery is this? Next they'll ask: "But how are you going to open pickle jars and kill spiders?"

Gah this lady is awesome! She's coming to my university this year for our production of Vagina Monologues.

Charlotte is going to be performing at Coachella! I want to be there sooo badly. Who do I have to blow to make this happen?

The perfect outfit is innocent and immortal.

@CurtCole: From the dog's expression it looks like it's confused too.

@Annabellie: You really know the shark has jumped when Duck offers Taylor Swift a job at Grey and a Hermes scarf, but instead she chooses to sleep with him in a hotel room.

@battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Do women know about shrinkage?

As a heterosexual woman I say this with the utmost sincerity: Christina Hendrix will you marry me?

I always thought it would take an act of God to bring the Fugees back together, but I never dreamed it would be under these circumstances. Sadness.

@Eralc Alegna: Cherish the years of having fiery locks. Sigh of us can only dream.

@8xoverMsOctober: HA! We should start a club "Gingers and the Weirdos who Love Them"

@badly drawn girl: I hate the unsolicited hair touching. I always feel like yelling: "This ain't a damn petting zoo bitch. Keep your hands to yourself"

@badly drawn girl: I never got the ginger hate. Redheads are some of the most gorgeous people, IMHO. but then I'm kinda obsessed.

@The HZA.: For real. I wonder if its possible for a brown skinned girl to be a redhead and not look like a damn fool. Sigh, I guess I'll never know.

@Scoithniamh: Don't be a tease; tell, ample bosomed women want know! I always find myself stuck between schoolmarm or prostitute.

@Guesstimate: You are correct. I believe she's naturally a blonde. But, some of the best redheads are not naturally so. Rita Hayworth and Lucille Ball come to mind.