@annebreal: If I can put sequins on my ovaries I'll be set!

Hey what if a want a slew of colors down there?! I want to bring a new meaning to technicolor dream coat.

@sarasasa: Wait, I thought our boobs were supposed to be jealous of our butts. Now I'm all confused.

@Kivrin: Hell homeboy makes my nipples melt off.

@SarahMC: Or "girls."

@dolemite1975: For realz. And he hasn't proven himself to be a racist unlike another prince who shall remain nameless. *coughs:harry*

@the glamwich: Girlfriends was the shit! Now that should be made into a movie not another wack ass Sex and the City.

@the glamwich: I don't think common sense was ever really common.

Because, as fabulous as these ladies are, all of their failed relationships have one thing in common: themselves.

@Tartan_Tart: Heh. I just want to look at him too... and do other stuff.

@marciax3: True. And given the history of race related postw on Jezebel, I'm sure they be so many same ol same ol comments too.

@marciax3: I'm a nondiscriminator dater myself, but I can appreciate Star's comment too. She brings up an issue that is worth a good discussion. Hmm maybe I should send in a suggestion to Jezebel?

@kate!: Unfortch the man is married... dammit!

@Antrack: For many black people, especially black women, it smacks of latent self hatred and valuing white women over those of your own ethnicity. It does seem hella odd that all the women that Tiger is involved with are white (can't speak on the dating history of R. Bush). I personally don't care, but it is a…

@joiful: I did not know that about Tavis Smiley. Yeah, screw him.

Talib Kweli you win the interwebz.

I covet that soft plushy luxurious bath robe.

@whats_in_a_name: Dammit we've been dethroned?! Us feminazis really need to step our game up.

@formergr: It was a fusilli pasta replica of Jerry that Kramer made.

@sayah: Obviously he was dicking around when he should have been hard at work!