This is what happened to the “My dad’s a lawyer” kid from your HS.

5. Sadness

The Rams green-lighting a tired reboot everyone already saw and hated is the most LA thing they’ve done yet.

“See? I fucking TOLD you it was possible!”

- the last surviving member of the Warren Commission.

I’m with her, that Portugal-France final made me think of church too: long, very boring, and the outcome made no sense.

We Egyptians have never been humiliated before during our seven thousand years of civilisation.

Cmon, Dad. It’s time for bed.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

“Waaaaaarrrrriiiiiooorrrrrrssssssss, come out to pl—Hey, are those hot wings?!?!”