Donald Trump’s purchase of a portrait of himself

They got divorced 4 years after the movie and had been married for 23 years. It's probably more complicated than you make it out in this comment

I don’t know how to embed things but this one cracked me up.

Remember back in the 90s when Howard Stern’s movie came out and for like six months, people were saying, “okay, he’s crass, but at least he really loves and is devoted to his wife and it’s just an act...” and then he dropped his wife like a hot potato and started dating the sleaziest women he could find, proving that…

I hope they get Tamal, the fab gay British-Asian trainee anaesthetist from last series, in to present.

But Viagra remains exempt in California Hopefully somebody will orchestrate a “bleed in” where we sit down and menstruate all over his chairs.

Men Always fuck us over. Always.

The gesture said nothing of significance. They didn’t pick a side on police brutality and racism. The Seahawks remained neutral, which is a lot like saying nothing at all.

She had a great followup to one of the mouthbreathers:

She could’ve avoided the whole thing by simply adding ‘some of them, I assume, are good people’ at the end of her original speech.

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

My fourteen-year-old self totally had a very PG-13 sexual fantasy about this exact situation! Obviously, if I got stuck on a cable car with my crush overnight, we would have to snuggle up inside a single coat to stay warm and then we would make out a lot. I hope that someone is at least getting a steamy make out…

That guy forgot to have a neck.

lol yah riiiiiiiiiiiight like anyone believes that TOM is the one who wanted to be public. sure.

So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...