The Mahabharata, but with an all-white cast and set in Indiana

ok i admit that i don’t really follow the hot goss on all of this...but drake just seemed so THIRSTY at the VMAs and trying to make her night all about him and she just condescendingly smiled and nodded at him. I don’t get any of this...she is literally the embodiment of a land mermaid and no man is good enough for…

My husband right now. *all the high fives*

This is terrible and I definitely cackled.

I was willing to extend the benefit of the doubt right up to “simply because he’s a man.”

I grow weary of whiny titty babies. Why are so many of them emanating forth from UChicago lately?

If Christopher Guest is involved, I’m watching.

AHHHHHH

I await your new film with great anticipation.

I knew someone like you existed...I JUST KNEW IT.

Yeah so if I find your sense of humor laying around I’ll be sure to send it back to you.

Jennifer Coolidge is EVERYTHING. That last line? I’m dead.

here.

...who are these women that willingly sexed a guy while his kid slept one bed over? I can’t.

No. Just no.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.