Working class Americans for Trump

My sister loves this dessicated bag of barbecue chip flavoring. LOVES HIM. She thinks he’s gonna save the world from the secret Muslim that also might be the anti-Christ. I’ve tried to point out that Obama hasn’t named himself Lord and Unquestionable Master of anything, and that according the precious Bible, the…

“He has always paid women what they’re worth and paid them comparably.” - all his wives/mistresses

Women Vote Trump

How can you even focus on that when the event’s signage involves both prissy faux-handwriting and a PINK HEART for godssakes. How many meetings did they have to go through before they nixed the fairy-princess mascot with the sparkly wand?

Angels for Satan

“People assume that just because Donald Trump is awful that I’m not going to support him,” Kremer said, sounding indignant. “That’s an insult to my intelligence. I have the ability to think on my own.”

To find the Women Vote Trump, “the official home for women who support Donald Trump,” we went to a beautiful mall in downtown Cleveland

Bless you for sitting through that. The third-hand embarrassment is so strong I had to cover my face and read your summary through a gap between my fingers.

Neil Cavuto, the managing editor’s op/ed about Roger Ailes is particularly disturbing. He’s never seen any harassment, never so much as a hint and therefore it didn’t happen according to him. Many others who are still employed at the network also chimed in that they haven’t been the victim of sexual harassment by…

I don’t think that’s necessarily a Gawker thing. I think it’s a combination of people who hate the “thoughts and prayers” sentiments because they’re pretty much meaningless and people who get pissed at Republican lawmakers sending their “thoughts and prayers” in the wake of tragedies that usually include gun violence…

her scripted social media house of cards is falling down

And now, it’s also “he didn’t play the song for me” as if knowing the percussion playing behind the line would totally change how she feels about the lyric.

“But because West apparently didn’t inform Swift that he was recording the call, he may have broken federal wiretapping law.”

Really? Because I feel like everyone in this situation is a dick.

Greg Abbott. Suppresses women, supports reactionary violence, bigotry and xenophobia, and sends lots of thoughts and prayers.

I loved when Kate McKinnon’s character asked Kristin Wiig’s character how she could stand to wear pointy-toe high heels and Wiig said they’re terribly uncomfortable.

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

You have no idea how happy that detail made me.

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