I mean I hate Cohen as much as the rest of you, I just think this is definitely in the “bullshit meant to provoke a response” category of legal tactics. Sketch drawings say more about the imagination of the artist (who fills in all the details that make it look like a real face) than the memory of the person…

Why even keep up with the pretense that someone could remember the specific contours of a face 7 years after the fact?? I know lawyers use stupid shit like this all the time, but is there any court that would actually take this seriously? This has precisely 0 plausibility.

5-0. OKC + 4 road games on the west coast. All with most of the starting line up out.

That’s actually the 2nd game in a row they’ve had the refs fuck up in the last 30 seconds. Again, nobody cares because its Harvard. Not saying we should either.

You got the score wrong! (68-65)

Your analysis is failing to notice that the season is 1/8 along right now and despite how fun Giannis has been, the Bucks are actively bad right now. They’re a sub-500 team. They aren’t on any sort of trajectory that screams “in the hunt for the east title.” They’re very much in the “fighting for any playoff spot” bin…

Why is everyone failing to notice that the Nets aren’t a bottom 3-5 time in the league this year. The Celtics may have fleeced the Cavs on this one. If the season ended today, the Nets would pick 8th...

He’ll actually be fine. Eli typically puts protecting himself above taking sacks 9 times out of 10. This leads to a lot of inefficiency in the offense, and cries from fans that he should step up and make the throws anyway, but I don’t blame him given how bad his line has been the last few years. What you’ll see on…

He’ll actually be fine. Eli typically puts protecting himself above taking sacks 9 times out of 10. This leads to a lot of inefficiency in the offense, and cries from fans that he should step up and make the throws anyway, but I don’t blame him given how bad his line has been the last few years. What you’ll see on…

Young, strong, confident, wealthy black woman standing up to him would probably get him even angrier

I don’t get this complaint, at least about situations like this. Of course it was in portrait mode. If you’re in a room with a guy starting a fight and don’t want to be drawn into the fight, but want to film that fight, you probably want to be discreet about filming it. You can film someone discreetly in portrait…

But that would lead to all sorts of strange tanking to begin seasons by teams that are capable of making the playoffs but realize they have no title shot. So the teams that would compete for the 6-8 seeds usually would instead spend the first 1/2 of the season in full tank mode, then try to turn it on in the 2nd half.…

Yes. Celtics repeatedly had wide open 3s throughout the 3rd and 4th quarter. if they weren’t shooting like butt in the second half they would have been right there in the game the whole time. I promise that the Warriors won’t shoot as poorly as Marcus Smart and Terry Rozier.

I’m pretty sure Jonas is aware that he can’t defend Lebron. He’s a 3rd stringer forced into action by injuries to better players. Are we surprised?

Yes. This analysis is bullshit because it doesn’t acknowledge the real reason the WCF is a blowout. Kawhi’s injury. Did Deadspin see the first 60% of Game 1? That was setting up to be a very competitive series, until an injury.

game was in france

Like cruise to an easy victory? They did that, of course

Well that’s a real list of superstars, if I’ve ever seen one... I mean Chris Johnson at least had a few great seasons. The rest of those guys??

hahaha look at that fat man be more athletic than you’ll ever be

We’re doomed