Speaking as someone who just watched 6 years of Carmelo Anthony, he’s a fucking tumor.

I usually hate those extra hammerfists to a downed opponent’s face…

The bigger they are, the Harding they fall.

Of course! Isn’t the fact that he went to UVA already enough evidence that he supports slavery? In fact, based on information I have been given, his dad, Howie, gave Chris a slave on his birthday each year.

Is someone monitoring shaft@deadspin.com?

Patrick - I tried calling but I keep getting a voicemail prompt from a guy that sounds like the Jane the Virgin narrator.

...just the tips.