took the words right out of my mouth, because for goodness sake chosing to have sex with two different men within the same week MUST mean she is of low moral character...how dare she!

I keep a Nazi Man-hating Fire-breathing Lesbian Dragon in my kitchen.

Mine would be disappointed that I was not solidified in a career yet and still in college...I’m 28. Also disappointed that I have yet to sleep with a woman. HA! damn.

I love this! I’ve met people who say shit like that too I’m like really? You could never ever ever ever ever ever ever find a <insert nonwhite race here> person attractive? Rly? WOOOOW! I hope you don’t mind that when I share this article, I post it with your comment in quotes! That is the perfect statement to endcap…

YOU should sue!!!