Clearly you’ve never been babysat by an uncle or grandfather who takes pleasure in grossing you out.

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Everyone in my group was like “don’t do it, don’t do it” I was like:

I’m not sure I get what you mean; I’m kinda digging this new rebranding of the Star Wars™ site.

Come back here to discuss the weird Kylo/Rey sex while Snoke Force-watched! It was a truly divisive scene.

You are like me. This is the exact way I treat criticism. For most films (when I care about the plot/film) I see it first, form my own opinion and then read what others have written on the subject. I enjoy that because it helps me to expand my understanding of what I saw, challenge my thoughts, and/or see things from…

I know I’m weird but for some reason I loved that scene. I wish it had gone on for a couple of minutes.

I know, right? I thought it was hilarious.

Anyeho, just came here to say it’s killing me bot to read all the juicy looking stuff I’m seeing posted here and Kotaku and so on.

Yeah, he’s just being a major weirdo to try and get her to leave him alone.

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I was more interested in watching Rey smile joyfully at the rain funneling down from the Millennium Falcon. It was sweet.

What would have been funnier to me is if he vomited like immediately after. Kind of like he was trying to gross her out and instead was like “oh god yep this is the worst why did I do that?” But people already hated the humor.

Gotta wring every last fucking click out of this mindless controversy before the week is over, I suppose.

That milking scene is getting a lot of articles dedicated to it.

I took that whole thing as a real “You sure you want to be following me around, kid?” kind of staredown. I was simultaneously grossed out and amused.

God I loved that moment. Mark Hamil killed it as grumpy Luke.

The response to this article is not going to go the way you think.

What gets me is I agree, you can and SHOULD create a new story that is not intrinsically linked to the old one! Star Wars should be about way more than the Skywalkers and their friends.