I really don’t know HOW those jurors looked at this and....I just can’t.

I don’t know that this article establishes clearly:

A Totally Real, 100% Valid Theory | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS

Don’t use lean meat.

Growing up in SE Indiana on 136 acres of tree covered hills and valleys I rode a dirt bike up many a dry creek bed.

That thing looks like Conan O’Briens ballsack.

I hope they don’t actually plan on spending time explaining the Force and balance and whatnot because it is all thoroughly silly and they could spend that time with lasers and shit.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

How is it that the mainstream media doesn’t understand the concept of “don’t feed the trolls?”

They see me takin’, they hatin’.

Alright, I’m gonna need some help here. Who is this person and why is she on Nightline talking about her hot takes?

What will he be suggesting next? Cotton jerseys?!

I believe I heard a single trivia question, asked by the principal between songs.

The scenes in the therapist’s office were so well done. It was like a master class in why so many victims stay with their abusers. 

The botched tombstone took the crowd out of it. Given that he had hip surgery last fall and he was clearly in no shape to go, I’m kind of surprised they didn’t just wait a year.

“That was the hardest walk of my career.”

The Undertaker fucking ruled. Haven’t watched in years but I’ll never forget him throwing Mankind off the top of Hell in a Cell. He is a legend.