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I don’t know that this article establishes clearly:

Best Indiana Jones movie this side of ‘89.

Now, Newt isn’t exactly the perfect portrayal of an sensitive, empathetic male lead—Fantastic Beasts often uses his sensitivity and standoffishness ineptitude to make up for the fact he can be remarkably hilariously idiotic.

I think we’re really reading too much into this. She’s wearing a white dress. She just didn’t want to get Cheetos dust on her hands.

You know what I want? I want another Terminator movie that’s like Wes Craven’s New Nightmare. Instead of being about yet another retread of the same story, it’s about Cameron and Schwarzenegger trying to make another Terminator film, but then an entity that looks like a Terminator comes back in time to stop them.

This is like getting a tattoo or buying a purple car. It seems cool at the time, but eventually it is going to be sad.

Hallway combat scenes have infiltrated the DCEU, but to differentiate themselves, they are set outside, in alleyways.

Yeah, but it’ll turn out that Steve is the Chosen One, and he’ll end up getting his shit together and saving both Diana and the world.

In fairness, Obi-Wan never asserts that Luke is the chosen one. Maul asks if the individual Obi-Wan is protecting is the chosen one. Obi-Wan basically acknowledges it, though not specifically. To me it just read as if he was placating a dying man, while not being too far off from the truth; though I agree with you

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Don’t use lean meat.

I really really liked Split, but it feels like M. Night didn’t have enough confidence in his ability to show instead of tell...so the doctor came off as Mrs. Exposition.

Sure hope this one doesn’t rely on an elementary-school understanding of mental illness extrapolated out to a stigmatizing extreme.

That’s how a non-spoiler review should be done. Kudos on the excellent writing of this article. I’m now amped to 11 about seeing this movie and still have no idea what I’m walking into, a rarity in our age of rampant spoilers.