Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

I don’t live in NYC though... :(

Bag wash! The best thing about NYC is it is cheaper to have your laundry picked up, washed, dried, folded and returned to you than it is to do it in the basement. It’s all about the bag wash.

[Unless Adams has stated the following (concerning the healing of religious divides) in his books, he is just another delusional dilettante who has too much time on his hands.]

Just as cheesy as I imagined this cornball would be.

I usually just listen to Hamilton. I have no idea why he doesn’t do it. Maybe he doesn’t know about it?

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

Oh my god. Someone could have gotten BRUISED! The NBA really needs to do something about this gratuitous violence.

He ran away?

As many have already asked on Twitter, where the hell was Matt Barnes? Isn’t this the whole reason they signed him, to throw hands so draymond doesn’t have to?

I always root for the bull.

I’m fine with this.

Please ignore the inordinate number of a-holes who feel like they can judge your choices and slam your taste. Are you happy? Because they sure don’t seem to be. Miserable sods.

TMI bruh

The first guy was just confused. Lady Gaga is an anagram for A Glad Gay, which is clearly the byproduct of Sharia Law

I almost didn’t get my chest tattoo because of all the flak I got for it:

I bet Dan also has a lot of fervently-held opinions about babies on flights.