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Phil Collins said the only guitarist he had in mind to play on “I Wish It Would Rain Down” was either Prince or Eric Clapton. Most people have no idea how great a guitarist he was.

There is no such thing as the Single Most Perfect Pop Song. That title goes to whatever we feel from it is from moment to moment.

Like Jeffrey Epstein

That’s a cute theory, straight out of Hammer of the Gods-era of music journalism. The truth of life on the road is much more mundane, and musicians aren’t the only ones to get loads of women. Pro athletes are in the same boat, and neither group has more predators than the general population.

“Mm-hm” and “Uh-huh” and all the other “interruptions” Giri’s warning against are actually great conversational lubricants. Some people don’t have a lot to say. You can get the ball rolling with questions, “What do you do?” or “Where did you grow up?” The non-conversant person will peter out after a cursory answer. A…

I love Lebron’s basketball IQ. It’s off the charts. The Shaq/Kobe Lakers were the only team that could really get away with this trick, though. They’d totally tortoise-and-the-hare every game they were in. Sometime during the 2nd half, they’d look up at the scoreboard, realize they were way behind, and come roaring to…

That was just brutal to watch. If he’d taken the 2nd shot seriously, it would’ve turned out differently. He just took it for granted that he’d clear the hazard, but as soon as he hit it, he knew it was going for a swim.

Screaming doesn’t necessarily help. It takes people a while to figure out what the fuck is going on, and sometimes, it never makes sense. I witnessed a purse snatching once from a distance of 5 feet. Corner of 62nd and Broadway, not very late, but it was dark out. A woman and a man were tussling.

“How am I not in this movie?!”

The media is not doing its job when it asks other people to respond to the latest crazy thing that Trump has said. It is not doing its job when it allows Trump to phone in to a TV show and spout gibberish.

There was a way to write this that didn’t so thoroughly dump on your ex-friend and humblebrag about your response. If the point of this post was to help people navigate similar situations, that was lost by the tone, which is set by the totally gratuitous slur in the title.

Fun Fact: Baldwin Wallace is the college where the Cleveland Browns used to train for ever before they built a real facility just up the road. My freshman year, I was so stoked to get assigned to the dorm next to the Browns practice field, because it was where the players stayed during training, and it was the only…

Totally agree. No one’s really talking about how the Spurs have such a great record this year. Of course, that’s the way the Spurs like it!

Precisely. The best version of this gag in recent memory is the way Macaulay Culkin kept turning up like a bad penny in the Jim Gaffigan Show.

Who cares that Holm lost to someone Rousey’s beat twice? People want to see Holm and Rousey again.

He should play himself on a sitcom. The sitcom shouldn’t be about him. It should be about two single girls, or two single guys, who are total opposites but live together anyway. They get into zany adventures every week, and Peyton Manning just happens to show up in every episode as himself.

Jesus, he’s so clueless. That Isola quote sums it all up. He’s always speaking about himself, not the team. “I should be there...What am I doing wrong?” It’s like this guy never got the memo that the era of Hero Ball is so over. How thick do you have to be to keep losing year in and year out and not realize that it’s…

I wish Mejia luck on devoting all his time and energy to finding the real killers.

This dude has been one step ahead of the law for years. It’s not at all surprising that he would respond this way to his inevitable indictment.