I’ve been wondering for a long time why people weren’t making more straight-up clones of Zelda. All the Doom clones did wonders for the FPS genre, but with Zelda-likes, apart from a tiny number of outliers like Darksiders, there’s only Nintendo. As somebody who loves Zelda games, I find that pretty sad, and I would…

The Anti-Amber arguments are getting a little ridiculous now. They’re both describing the same kind of situation, and because they had very similar experiences, they’re using similar words. This is very obviously not a Melania/Michelle type situation.

Wake me up when Biden orders the torture and dismemberment of a journalist critical to the US government. Then you might have a point. Until then, there is no equivalence between a democratic government and a brutal dictatorship, and I’m saying that as somebody who thinks Israel is the pits.

Now I’m definitely pirating all of their games. I’m not sending any money to this murderer.

“realistic driving hassles would be no fun”

Given how terrible American drivers are, and how many accidents they cause, it seems odd to me that somebody would identify the problem as “drivers are too easily identifiable.”

I absolutely respect anti-abortion views in the sense that I don’t want to force anyone to get an abortion. Too bad the anti-abortion people don’t have that same respect for my opinion.

“Perhaps the meaning behind them has changed over time, which just makes them even harder to understand”

One thing I wasn’t aware of until two years ago was that CANDLES ARE OIL. I had one of these “candles in a glass” things. It was somehow built wrong, I guess, because the thing got so hot that the whole candle melted inside the glass, and then caught fire, creating a huge column of flames. While I do understand that…

I’m real sad about the “low res and FPS” every time I play games like Metroid Dread, Mario Kart 8, Fire Emblem, or Breath of the Wild.

The people who play these casino games masquerading as sports games are the biggest losers of ‘em all.

“Our hunter-gatherer ancestors”

This article is way too long, given the clownish level of competence exhibited by this game and its creators.

“I too can choose how I spend my money”

The point is that you don’t have huge winners if you don’t try weird things.

The earliest she could have contracted Covid at PAX is April 21. She died on the 30th, so that’s 9 days, which is about the earliest Covid can cause organ failure. So that timeline is possible. It does seem a bit more likely that she was sick before going to the convention, but that’s not really a great look for the…

Because America, where you’re better off dead than having to pay off a hospital bill for the rest of your life.

Do you understand how stressful it is to be screamed at by cops? It’s pretty difficult to remain calm and do everything properly in that situation. So if cops put you in an extremely stressful situation, and then murder you because you were stressed out and did not act in the exact way they wanted you to act, that’s…

“Things escalate”

Great idea, turn a chill game people play to get away from real life and enjoy themselves for a bit into a neoliberal dystopia where you can now have a second job building and selling islands.