“Cancelled by Thanksgiving” is the new title idea that’s been getting the highest focus group scores. 

The Quicker Fucker Upper

Am I the only one seeing a Pontiac Solstice in that image?

My husband is a restaurant manager and would fire any employee who did this on the spot

“his late mother, designer Gloria Vanderbilt.”

It doesn’t matter. They’ll find a way to blame Dems, blame insurance companies, blame anyone but themselves.

I thought the same thing when I first saw it, but then felt comforted by the bacne.

Turns out a post-hibernation bear and free agent Jay Cutler are indistinguishable.