Don’t laugh. As an American, this is humiliating. Every childish, bully thing he does is a reflection on us, as a people. The outside world doesn’t see Americans as this split thing of people who voted for Trump and those who didn’t. They see us as one nation who elected this asshole (and there is no better term for…

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

Why WHY do the same people who scream about Hillary’s emails not realize this is 100x worse in every way?

What I think is so crazy is that by far the best chance at stopping abortion - or at least stopping a lot of abortions - is what liberals have been pushing for years. Universal healthcare so everyone can have access to affordable birth control. Sex education, so people know where to get BC and how to use it.…

Because they’re vile two-faced hypocrites that couldn’t actually give a damn about the teachings of Jesus.

If you made a Venn diagram of Christians and Trumpsters, “Dumb White Motherfuckers” would be dead-center.

Because evangelism is basically white supremacy+gospel of wealth

Hi, I think I might be able to shed some light on this perplexing dilemma that you describe..

Is that Harry Potter’s muggle uncle?

There is going to be shit load of tainted meat.

Oh my god, I shouldn’t post this, but I’m going to post this anyway.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

They’re trying to silence dissent. It dovetails nicely with the fake news mantra that’s been repeated ad nauseum, and the dark murmurings about changing the libel laws, both designed to undermine and intimidate the press. Pretty much straight from the fascist playbook

The current President has 5 kids by 3 women and his two previous marriages ended due to his serial infidelity and he pretty clearly wants to fuck one of his daughters but it’s Obama getting turned down for a marriage that’s news.

Wow. Margaret Atwood was exactly right. Men really are afraid women will laugh at them.