This made me smile so hard my cheeks hurt.

Also, fuck your daughter and kill your son.

From this gem of a supporter:

Here’s his phone number: (864) 610-2911 - and FB page: https://www.facebook.com/Shupee-Max-Use…

Psh. Jesus? That pussy? God’s son who went to art school and was kind of a lush? That guy will hang out with anyone. God has way more discerning tastes. It is only republicans and guys who use their bare hands to catch fish for God. Also people who know all the words to sweet home Alabama and get teary eyes everytime…

God the Father, and Jesus are equal persons in the Godhead, along with the Holy Spirit. It’s how the Trinity works, man.

So Jesus hung out with tax collectors, lepers and prostitutes, but doesn’t want this guy to help a woman with a Berrnie Sanders bumper sticker?

I gather he is self employed. Id hope that his business might fold over this, but its doubtful.

I always knew god hated socialists.

I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of The Bible is when Jesus yelled “no bread for that poor gay democrat!” at the feeding of the multitude. Classic Jesus.

His come to Jesus moment will happen when he reaches retirement age.

There may be no greater evil in the world to me than from pieces of shit like this, who actually justify lack of professionalism, pissing on the law or decency—not just a simple, “I didn’t want to do it”, but “JESUS HIMSELF TOLD ME I WAS RIGHT”.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

He basically is acting as a slaver here. This shit is so disgustingly colonial it makes me want to vomit.

For him to think he deserves any credit for ‘saving’ her is just repugnant.

By the way, he was in a documentary called Wild Man Blues almost 20 years ago, and he had exactly the same narrative about himself and his relationship with Soon Yi (describing her eating out of trash cans, pointing out how he allows her to travel the world, etc.). Nice to see that his view of their relationship, and…

Also it kind of steps on all his attempt over the years to insist he played no paternal role in her life whatsoever so that's why their relationship isn't wrong.

You know, feeding and clothing a child, helping them get an education, experience the world - that sounds a lot like parenting. Except the whole creeping-on-you-when-you-were-a-child.

“And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better.” - Woody Allen

That line made me want to crawl out of my own skin. Ughhhh.