Yeah, when I was eight years-old “pretty” meant having a particular nose shape. I grew out of that, like a normal person. However, there was no internet for me to post on so an adult would take my dumb eight year-old opinion seriously. You know, some opinions are just dumb and we can ignore them. Believe in your…

“If you must hate, hate Teemo.”

I know that devs like to interact with fans, but trying to deal with the segment of fans who shitpost/deliver STEAMING hot takes is a waste of time and emotional energy. It can only lead to tears, late night questioning why you spent so much time and money only to service emotionally stunted man-children and typically…

What do you think the venn diagram between these def-con four mouthbreathers who send death threats and actual fans of the offended party looks like ?

He apparently responded by reaching out to a local news station and posting a short (edited) clip of the interaction on instagram, basically calling her a liar. Why would she lie about this one random stranger/fan out of the many she interacts with daily? Obviously his behavior was off.

I just popped over to her IG account. There are a lot of comments re her being a liar, the dude in question being “honest” (by all these people coming out claiming to know him), her being terrible and rude, etc. So, yeah. Everything we expected.

Someone in the Dirt Bag comments yesterday was whining about how terrible Amy Schumer is because the asshole fan she called out was now going to get rape and death threats. My first thought was, “You are ridiculously naive if you think HE’S the one who is going to be inundated with hate and harassment over this.”

A few weeks ago, I read an article by a woman who was a big fan of Matthew Perry. She went to see his play and waited by the stage door to met him. This took hours. When she finally saw him, he rushed past and said he wasn’t signing autographs. She was so disappointed and upset with him. I can understand her feelings…

He said “we paid for you” and also didn’t respond to her “stop” and “no.” Maybe it sounds very radical fem but camera lens can be male gazey and with the non consent here this feels kind of rapey (no, that doesn’t undermine actual rape...this is a different degree but in my understanding there is a spectrum of…

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it

Dressed like a man? MAN WHO IS TRYING TO POLICE THE LADIES ROOM?

So glad we keep finding ways to be an openly bigoted country. Was worried that after nationally recognized same-sex marriage we were going soft there for a second

Can someone make a gif of this guy? He looks awesome.

What I would give to have FLOTUS in my contacts with Hail to the Chief as her ringtone.

I can’t believe “birth” is on the list. I mean, the whole list is ridiculous but birth?! Kids have birthdays. I think they’re comfortable with the concept that they were born.

It’s like when you refer to the physical brain of these types of people, it doesn’t automatically invoke “thought.”

I wonder if you’re allowed to ask to go to the bathroom? That does indirectly refer to parts that may or may not be used to sex. What if a girl has her period and need a tampon? Holy hell!

We live in a society where someone can lose their job for saying the proper name of a body part that at least half the population has.