I do economic forecasting for a living.

If you know how to fix things yourself and are familiar with that car these could be good opportunities, but if you are inexperienced, you could get in over your head

I use mine to root for truffles.

Three person, the gigantic console folds back iirc.

Exactly! These things are in the low to mid 20's with a clean title and low miles. Being a 2wd(no beaches) florida truck, this thing has a good chance of being rust free

Now I am trying to think of all the things (other than the usual) you could use a four foot penis to do. Damn you! 

This truck was built for stupidity. People who bought this new are the same types who wear Oakley “Thin Blue Line Edition” sunglasses, and refer to sex in very aggressive terms. They don’t make love to a woman. They crush some pussy. They pound some poon. They slam some ham.

Starred for “Soviet parade.”

This truck is like a four foot penis. Impressive? Sure.

CP at any price. There are so many red flags on this one it is like a Soviet Parade.

I’ve been working on cars for the better part of 30 years, and I will inevitably screw up something simple like this. It really gets me down, and usually makes me second guess my skills as a mechanic. Then I read stories about people much more qualified than myself running into the same kind of problems, and I get a…

oh, never do engine mounts.

This is the correct usage. You’re a champ !

F it. I’m buying one to mount on the back of my car for the idiots with their high-beams on.

Oh sure. None of us have ever been on a back road with no houses and thick tree cover before. Come off it, man. If you use a light bar responsibly, fine, but don’t claim you got a special kind of dark in your part of the country. My HIDs light up any road just fine whether I’m driving past a farm or a mcdonalds. Your…

Too bad my car is painted Vanta Black. He’ll never see me coming even with his portable sun.

Put your hands on your hips...

It’s a jump to the left

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If anything the pictures make me believe that the guy had modifications done professionally and correctly. When I see ads for souped up Camaros, Mustangs, Corvettes, etc sitting on gravel driveways outside a run down looking house, I usually assume they want to get rid of it because they can’t afford to fix what they…