Broken Oldsmobile? - "what is it?" Broken Crown Victoria - "your not a cop are you?"

The other 32.7% probability is that it’s David Tracy, driving something he found by sorting Craigslist by Rusty-high. 

Broken Jeep? - Guy is probably an asshole who caused the failure through poorly designed and installed modifications.

I was unaware that anybody still stopped to help you in a car breakdown regardless of what you’re driving.

Stopping to help someone with a Yugo who has broken down would be like stopping to help someone with a Hummer H2 who has run out of gas.

Random stoner thought: I wonder if by using the same platform for as long as FCA has offsets the emissions of a 700hp engine; kind of like how by using the same canvas tote is better than repeatedly buying plastic bags. I’m sure there’s a big carbon footprint when it comes to metal tooling and setting up assembly…

Also, they actually don’t handle all that poorly. Sure, on a track they are pigs, but they are fun pigs. On the street, they ride really smooth, handle reasonably well, and are very stable at speed. What’s not to like? The only thing getting me down a little bit is the styling and overall shape is looking pretty old,…

I really like the current Charger, a lot! The Scat Pack version is my favorite, despite there being two higher-power options available. It would be great to downsize them slightly on the Giorgio platform, saving weight and adding refinement, but the current platform is pretty good and delivers in the ways owners…

Honest question, what tangible improvements do you actually want them to make, other than updating for the sake of updating?

Ok seriously. What the fuck is up with them and development of the next gen of the LX cars? I’m all for high horsepower or whatever, but these things are way past their prime no matter how cool they look. Something big needs to come yes, all new fucking cars. What they do with the Charger/Challenger reminds me of that…

FCA cannot build these fast enough. And I think FCA will build something crazier than the Demon or Hellcat. And poor old Camaro is going to be trotted out like Ol’ Yeller. Kudos to Dodge.

We’re all acting like we’re bored but we will all cry when it will go out of production 

Widetrackus Charger Hellcatus: coming to an ACME crate near you!

I want a GC Hellcat widebody. Or just an AWD turbo GC.

+1 cheeseburger

I would be more thrilled with a 300 Hellcat Widebody, call it the Capone 

No doubt there are plenty of widebody drivers waiting to snap them up.

Those bars come up at a zillion mph and will tear a friggin metal roof off.

They started out with sharp pop-ups that could poke through the canvas

If this was a German vehicle, that little window would’ve instead been a titanium flap with three hydraulic motors and a GPS-backed gyrometric actuator which, when deployed, could open and clear the way for the rollover hoops in 0.0003 milliseconds. Once activated, it would render the vehicle immobile due to the…