Improper foundation under the bollard. Probably either not deep enough or not reinforced enough.

That didn’t stop Musk from trying to hit it with a Tesla....

Sure, you can make funny remarks like that, or that the Mustang was just trying to use its Moviepass before the company goes bankrupt, but the truth is that this is not funny.

The International Space Station. To be fair, it is protected by a gravity well from a planet.

I was going to recount how a brand new Mustang crashed into a building (that was sponsored by Ford, ironically) at my college back when I was going there, but I realized nearly anyone who lives in North America probably has an almost identical story.

It’s kind of getting easier to name all the things mustangs haven't crashed into.

Just a Mustang doing Mustang stuff...

1955 Gaylord Gladiator.

I’m quite sure that this defunct brand name will be never revived.

Oh my god... It’s My Mother the Car!!!

Looks like the Scream mask

Just like Rule 34, on the Internet all tastes are accounted for

Then there are those cars which cannot help but gape at a beautiful woman.

Now this is surprised!

...Or just happy to be there:

And then there are those times you’re happily surprised: