My god this is so wrong. Like, REALLY wrong. Except for the CiCi’s part.

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

It’s almost as if Wall Street has no idea, generally, what they are doing.

(spoiler: she’s played by a man)

I like the part where the bar owner inexplicably reduces the cost by $20. Only in conservative economics do business owners for no apparent reason reduce their profits.

Oh come on! It is always the welfare queens running their luxury yachts aground in front of my Newport beach house necessitating rescue by the Coast Guard. They’re always distracted on their Obama phones plotting a CIA coup in Venezuela because the communist government nationalized their oil field assets.

11 AM at the Stab Factory:

[Woke StabCo Employee]: “Wait, you mean these body-shaped things I’ve been stabbing at work every day are people? They were covered with sheets until like last week, but it’s been weird stabbing them when you can see the people. God, this one just screamed! That almost makes me want to stop…

That’s the “parable” part here. You, reader of this stupid fucking email, are not the rich guy. You know you’ve been getting free beers and unless you want that GRAVY TRAIN to jump the tracks you’d better keep your fucking mouth shut about these goddamn rich people tax cuts. Got it?

every. fuckabee. post. crooked, lying, ugly asshole.

I love the insinuation that if the rich don’t get even more tax cuts that they’ll... stop paying taxes? Their money already isn’t here you dumb assholes.

If we’re the same age, how right you are.

Yup!

I would like to get regreyed please.

Incoming greys exclaiming that they’re being force fed liberal LGTBQ agendas via video games.

Good deal though. It’s nice to see them take this into consideration for certain players who are openly gay. Still, it sucks that there are countries that consider being gay a crime. It’s horrid.

I meant to say that this IS essential! Thanks again for mentioning.

It should be noted that statistically speaking and every legitimate piece of research into this subject of “taboo” pretty much proves that such taboo media is largely good. Especially for most at risk individuals that might want to indulge their fantasies in a real life context.

The thing is, Patreon does a lot more than streamline the process. By providing a platform, structure, transparency about the amount raised and centralizing all the money into one place, they give the creators a degree of legitimacy. While you never have any sort of guarantee about what the creators do with it, the…

Also,

Well some young entrepreneur with the money time and resources that I don’t have will simply make a Patreon for adult games. That’s capitalism!

“The man, who is described as 26 to 28 years old and wearing a red, white and blue jacket, got off at the next stop and fled on foot.”