I clutched all my pearls when I read that.

Manly Guys isn’t complete without the comic title from the website: “You’re one to talk, Widow”.

It’s also hinted at with his new Ult, which he activates while screaming, “I AM OPEN TO BDSM!”

It would be a race between me and my wife to see who would get there first. If they were lucky, it would be me.

Amused that the guy who’s wrong gets three times the stars as the person who actually read the article.

Good thing this is “Kotaku” and not “Things That Tekton Cares About”.

I have a feeling you didn’t read the article, because Joshua was defending the innocuous shit that OTHER people found offensive.

Why would calling it Trumpcare save it? He’s tanked dozens of things with his name on it. His greatest skill is taking a business named after him and destroying it.

I just wish Syria would shut up already about its goddamn deep dish pizza.

Trump is so devoid of anything resembling love, duty, honor or empathy.

Guess it’s time for me to suit up then.

“I’ve lived in a lot of countries where conspiracy theories abound because people feel like they lack self-determination,” a recently retired Foreign Service officer told reporter Jason Zengerle. “And a great many people inside State are now hypothesizing about what the goal of all this is. Why are they firing people…

You motherfucker.

So Jason, “Blood Sweat, and Pixels DLC: The Extra Chapters” coming along with Mass Effect Andromeda and Visceral’s Star Wars video game coming anytime soon?

Well look at the bright side: At least we get-FUCK YOU EA YOU FUCKING FUCKS GODDAMMIT

Dying is the natural course of events. EA is a murderer.

The problem is when you bump into one of the waitresses they all go flying everywhere.

Its funny that Sonic the hedgehog has become the most uncomfortable thing about going to Hooters now.

He added that he doesn’t think people will get in trouble if he calls them cheaters, as long as they’re actually innocent.