You’re completely wrong Myles, and misunderstand parody.

Keep telling yourself that.

Lol, sure they are.

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

South Park is getting in on the real life simulator here.

Just in time, the hand-me-down 2008 “19-0" shirt he got from his big brother was in tatters.

Oh god, yes. Karmic comeuppance of Masshole Boston Sports Fans are the best and extremely well-deserved. When it happens to me, I will acknowledge its inevitability and congratulate the opponents on a well-won game.

as a pats fan who was internally dying for half that game...

Please say you rolled in the next day looking like Garth covered in all the Reebok gear, asking if anyone watched the big game?

Panthers fans don’t have time to show the rest of the nation how awful they are when they didn’t exist until 2015 and then promptly disappeared after that.

Scathing and true but listen, my guy. That was a 25 point lead.

I thought it was an amazing game and a real palate cleanser from the previous Super Bowl. Nobody even gives a shit that my Carolina Panthers went 15-1 and then got skullfucked like Sasha Grey on meth, because at least we didn’t burn 28-3. God bless the Atlanta Falcons.

To paraphrase Earnest Hemingway:
“For sale, championship hat, never worn.”
-Falcon’s fans

I’ve never been as excited for, like, anything, as I am for the Patriots WYTS.

A bridge collapsed in Atlanta, there are numerous stickups at Georgia State University, and the Braves moved out of Atlanta to take part in White Flight because corporations are white people too. And yet none of those things compare to the fuckery that was 28-3. 28-3 will be a 30 for 30 special 20 years from now and…

He was a carpenter in his early appearances, but I think they made him a plumber later

haha exactly. Man, the bible is what happens when you try to compile a bunch of fan fiction while keeping ALL OF IT canon. Except the stuff the really edgy kids write. That becomes apocrypha and falls under the Bibasarts Legends umbrella.

Jesus is both the son of god, and god himself. The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit are all the same being split among many.