First, you milk a vegan...

So, he’s basically leaping from place to place, putting right what once went wrong. Hoping each time that this leap will be his last?

Mario isn’t a man. He’s a concept, a spirit disconnected from the flow of time in our universe, that re-appears at will, acting upon whatever circumstance he comes upon, before disassociating with our chronology entirely. He removes the cause from the effect.

Streets of Rage & Knuckles.

“going in with no clothes on”

Eh, good riddance. I have no love for the Olympics. Not with the whole “all countries getting together for good-natured physical competition” part. That part’s great. The “Horribly managed, almost certainly corrupt, economy-ruining” part. That’s the shit part.

The closest thing really is EVO, where every fighting game gets a platform to display the best in the world. But even that’s only a single (very wide) genre.

Now, escorts in the Olympics will probably stick around for a while

Sonic? I mean, their catchphrase is “gotta go fast” after all.

damn boats ruining hxh and berserk

Man, if only every fighting game community did this *COUGH* MELEE *COUGH*

Of course it might not end up being shame if he ends up sending the people saved a bill, or sending one to the city, or to FEMA for reembursement for time and materials. Seriously i totally expect that within six months there will be some kind of program to help people rebuild and this cunt will file all kinds of…

Shame is a wonderful thing.

Joel Osteen is a piece of shit (obviously). But seriously, how does anyone look at a dude with that haircut/tie combo and think: 1. This dude clearly has the direct line to god and 2. I should give him all my money? Dude screams ‘snake oil salesman’ from a mile away. He’s one leather jacket away from being the shady…

I respect Melee and it’s community for raising the ceiling of Smash on the competitive level... but the game is over 15 years old, and now players have to intentionally look for defects and now mandatory mods? At EVO, what other game franchises gets to keep their old entry on top of their new one? Melee seems to get…

“...she paid a very steep price for something she readily admitted...” after failing a drug test because she and her team, uh, failed to click a link that would have told her that the drug was banned? Listen, I’m actually high right now, so I don’t want to get all holier-than-thou, but she readily admitted using…

Its the Witcher after all.

Because he’s a fucking coward