My favorite fact about myself is that I am a super fast reader. My mom taught me how to read when I was just 2 years old & so I entered kindergarten reading at a fifth grade level. Somewhere along the way I also taught myself how to speed read, I guess, so I can plow through a 400 page book in no time flat. I read…

probably how submerged i got into internet culture in the late 90s while still being pretty young. It's cute when older dude-nerds try to act like they have ~so much~ to teach me.

Aw, this is a swell post.

I was watching the clip and forgot that I wasn't watching the whole movie. Then the clip ended and now I'm bummed out.

The problem is hat Redditt wouldn't be so much on the side of free speech if women found these guys' Facebook pages and started posting pictures of them.

Thank you. I'm still trying to come to terms with this myself, as a 31-year-old, who isn't at all uninterested in sex, not particularly religious, admittedly long-term single. I just haven't had the right opportunity with the right person, when I've been in the right frame of mind, and I'm not willing to have sex…

I tried to read Twilight and couldn't get past a few pages. Bad, bad writing, breaking basic rules on every single page. Seemed like it never touched the hands of an editor.

Understandably shaken, Pauline asked to speak to a manager, who pulled her aside and gave her some hand sanitizer and a 30% off coupon. No one took her name down, no one offered to follow up with her.

Related: I work part time at the zoo and we put different colored glitters in the food of the big cats so we can see who's poop belongs to whom. So, if you are going to post about rainbow poop, next time I expect more sparkle.

Ahh, yes. My ex-boyfriend was thin and looked great in clothes. But naked, he sort of resembled a droopy stick figure. His butt was bizarrely flat without any muscle or fat in it, so touching it was like grabbing at pudding. When he ate a large meal, it gave him a potbelly until it was properly digested so you could…

Love Jackie Kashan, and I'm glad she's starting to be noticed more. She recorded it at Acme in Minneapolis (WHICH IS AN AWESOME CLUB WHERE I GOT TO MEET LAURIE KILMARTIN ONCE.)

I grew out my armpit hair last year.
In general, I am now confused as to why I (we) shaved them in the first place.

I love this! (but please make the auto-play stop. I can't turn off the video; it's switched to Jason Collins.)

Shake that sack!

I am seriously considering getting a hedgehog after I graduate and get my own apartment, and here's why:

I also have PCOS and can grow better facial hair than my husband. I am so proud of this woman and so jealous that she can rock it and not feel self-conscious/is tough enough to deal with the douchebags who mock female facial and body hair. I can get away with the legs at the gym, and have come to learn to live with my…

Here's some greatest Tori hits (from a fan); if you only liked briefly her in college, here's some stuff that may bring you back to the fold (also, her next album drops in May!):

Yes. Thank god for Tori. Who knows what I'd be without her.

Annnddd my ovaries exploded! I love a man who loves his cats! I want to have his kittens.

This video is tedious as fuck but I'd lie on that guy's chest too.