The only way they'll know they don't like such advances is if it's explicitly said.

Sorry No. This involves going outside, where the evil frozen white stuff is. At the moment I won't even spend time in the garage, much less where the wind is. I'm from Mobile, transplanted in the deep frozen north known as Nashville. We learned what snow was this winter and deemed it was bad. Sorry, my garage…

Is Pink actually live singing while doing all this gymnastic stuff?

The McCartney/ Grohl/ Novoselic win only made me wonder what an aging Kurt Cobain would look like. Yeah, I'm weird.

Sorry, Taylor, you cannot toss your head in angst while at the piano; Tori OWNS that shit!

Obligatory.

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

Oh Jezzies! Please help! This post will help me with my very own Christmas Miracle! A long time a go, in a far away place, Burgundee had a favorite pair of mid-calf boots. She wore them and wore them until the sole and heel needed to be glued back on, the elastic lost shape and then they gave away and then…

I came here to delete my comment because I realized (belatedly) that it breaks one of my rules for screening my own comments: "remember that no one cares about who or what I find attractive." But I wasn't quick enough and missed the window to edit. So if anyone even notices this dreck down here among the grey sludge,…

I can't decide whether or not I should feel guilty for being titillated by those pictures. I'm embracing diversity! By...objectifying...uh...strangers. So I guess I'm unable to feel as good about myself as I feel about those women.

Haha this happens all the damn time in east Van, nearly every shop has their own cat.

Etsy has had a huge problem for a long time, and like a lot of people have said already in the comments, it is nearly impossible to get noticed on Etsy if you're not a Chinese reseller or one of their twee shops.

So this week I made an appointment to get my first tattoo! My Grandma and I had been talking about getting matching paw print tattoos (her idea, actually) but she got cancer and it obviously went on the back burner. Now that she's gone, I'm going to get a paw print in her memory.

You're an idiot if you believe this.

Graeter's > Aglamesis

Graeter's and Aglamesis Bro's are better than Jeni's.

How many more stories do we have to read like this? As much as we might want to believe otherwise, it is time for adult women to face facts. The boys we knew in high school and college no longer exist. What happened to them I don't know, but we need to start talking to and carefully advising a new generation of young…

Which of Jenny Crusie's books should be a movie first? I like _Faking It_, but maybe _Fast Women_ would be easier to film. _Welcome to Temptation_ is obvious but fun.

Alright, fine. You want a new romcom for the modern era? How's this:

Nope, wrong. I ONLY got to McDs for salads. Everything else is pretty gross but I love their salads. They aren't healthy at all (that grilled chicken is basically chicken flavored sodium squares) but they are really big and quite tasty. The Southwest Salad (black beans, corn salsa, lime and doritos <—— yes, they…