What about us who's parents gave us unusual names that THEN became popular. I was the only Abby in my school.. a few years after graduation, everyone starts naming their kids Abby and BAM! It's on the most popular names. I'm not used to hearing my name in public unless it's someone I know.. so being told to get down…

I think you all would enjoy [RantsFromMommyLand.com] they seem to make fun of the same things. They have literally made me pee my pants with laughter.

Part of the physical education part of my junior and senior high was a week of archery. I, being a large breasted small armed girl, suffered from a week of a HUGE dark purple bruise on my tit. Archery sounds cool til you realize that famed archers the Amazonian women cut off one of their breasts. I almost lost mine in…

Those little white things on the pizza are called Pizza Toys at my house, because my black cat looooooves to play fetch with them. All my friends and relatives save them for me because they hurt like a lego when stepped on.

I see a wedding as a party to celebrating the coming together of two people and their families. After all, you are not just marrying a man or woman. You are marrying their family too. IF I ever get married, I will forgo all the crazy fancy crap and just have the biggest party I can. Oh, and fabulous shoes. Can't…

Don't be surprised BECAUSE you're a Christian, Kirk? Derp.. I'm surprised that you said those things because I had suspected you might have been a human. Guess not.

if it is during your lady days, it might be an lack of iron. I used to get really dizzy during my visit from Aunt Flow and the doc told me to eat some iron rich food - red meat, broccoli

That's funny. My doc gave me a new med for my hypertension that made me SERIOUSLY dizzy when I stood up, whether fast or slow. Should I just give up now?

Not disclaiming climate change, but all the people freaking out because this winter wasn't as bad as last winter nor as bad as average. AVERAGE. You have to have some warm winters and some freaking cold winters to get that average. If all we had were below zero winters then HELLO our average would be below zero.

My sister lost her cell phone at work on a snowy day. She found it again, after the UPS truck had run over.

Just hit 123! Would you like that hat with or without gelt?

My cat Cringer like Wheat Thins and I give him the little vat of caramel from my Apple Dippers. He also LOVES the icing from cinnamon rolls. I had a cat when I was younger that would make the most horrible smacking and chewing noises while eating gummi candy.

I take a minute to roll the orange between my palms, which loosens the skin from the inside. Then I can usually peel the skin off in one piece.

Friend was trying to potty train her little girl. She would pee ok, but poop was another story. Mom would often say "Whew is that poopy?" best retort every "No Mommy Whew Poopy Gone" meaning she just farted.

I can't wait for my friend's little boy to start dating. I wanna tell the tale of them having to DUCT tape his diaper on at night, because no MATTER WHAT you dressed him in, he was out of it, shitting and using it to draw on the walls, the dresser, the bed...

I checked Spokeo too. What IS travel cooking? Is that when you cook a potato in your engine? It also has me as a rich, white, Protestant! I'm pasty but I ain't rich and I ain't a Protestant! Wow.. I didn't know I played sports and drove a truck. I'm a mystery to myself.

I HAD one of those, but I figured out how to take it off with my tongue, in my sleep. I lost it one night and I haven't seen it since. I've learned to put my tongue between my molars while I sleep to keep myself from clenching my jaw.

When looking for a home, I can't recommend Zillow.com enough. They offer house worth for every house, recently sold info, Make Me Move, for sales. Love it! Plus a lot of the time you CAN access the MLS without being a realtor. In Dayton, OH it's dabr.com. I just google city name MLS and can usually find it. Sheriff…

I have a -9.5 and I have found wire frames for me. Actually, the floating frame looks very nice. Polished clear glass looks better on the side of your face than BIG chunky plastic frame.

Titanium, for the win. The flexible titanium frames are the ship! My face would EAT plastic frames and I would turn metal frames green. Then I found titanium. I can even recommend a good website to find the frames. eyebuydirect.com