Call me a hipster! There are books in my car, books in my purse, books in both my bathrooms, books in my kitchen, books in my living room, books lining the staircase. Books on my desk at work. Books in my bedroom. Do you have ANY IDEA how many SD cards I'd need for that many books? Nothing smells like a used…

$900 a month rent here in MY town.. is a luxury 2 bedroom.. that's some rent!

I grew up going to flea markets and the like. My sister and I would get a small amount of money to buy our own stuff. Daddy taught me early to haggle. Since then I have haggled my way through a lot of good deals. Got my grandfather $3000 off a VERY nice used SUV. Had to drive 2 hours at 8 am on a Saturday but I beat…

My condo complex has two pools, one for families and the other used to be adults only. We had to change the adult only pool to the quiet pool, no toys and rafts because it's not exactly a kid friendly depth. This caused sooo much drama from people. The WORST Drama came from an older woman who was SURE to Christ that…

Took my friend's kids to a Planned Parenthood book fair this year. Saw protesters on the way in. Taught 6 yr old boy child to yell "My Body, My Right!"out the car window.. Alas..they left by the time we were leaving. I wonder what the protesters with the pictures would have done.

I remember being SOOO bored in science class, falling asleep and waking up JUST enough to blurt out the answer. The teachers would all push me to take the advanced classes. Hell no! I'd rather be in regular class with all the other students and SAIL by than be a special class full of the best and brightest, pushed to…

so that's what it's like...living inside a strawberry!

I get bronchitis quite often, like once a year. I have bruised my ribs coughing, I have had horrible nosebleeds from coughing, cough so hard I threw up, peed myself. NOW you tell me I could get my actual LUNGS stuck in my ribs?

No kiss for me either. Gathered on at a friend's house with a group eating party foods til we exploded. Sparkling grape juice for toasting. Emo texts from my mother. Some "send me nude pix" texts from someone I haven't talked to in months obviously drunk!

The first time he came on screen, the entire room went "awwwww, Dick!" I understand it's tradition, but why do they keep dragging him out at New Year's? It's all YAY! HAPPY! WOOT! Awwww, Dick

All human tissue, huh? Does this mean I have to KEEP my unwanted appendix even if it could rupture and kill me? I'd pull my impacted wisdom teeth, but they are people too and need to live!

Renn is beautiful.. but what's really amazing... she's doing the splits, on some weird guys' shoulders, in shiny satin pants and she still looks good. Damn it!

The only reason I wanna get married is for the registry. I was sooo jealous of all the hot kitchen stuff my friend got for her wedding. Calaphon pots, food processor, yippee! When can I marry my cat?

The best is apologizing for apologizing... It's like.. when I'm flirting with some guy.. I just get this.. He'll love me if I apologize for everything. Then he calls me on it.. and I apologize! Argh! Even worse, I'm kinda the scapegoat in my family.. death, taxes, global warming... it's all my fault.

I'm sorry... Repubs are NOT ALL BAD! Not all Democrats are good. Please stop lumping us all together.

Laura Ingalls Wilder please? Adult, not child.

And my friends wonder sometimes why I, as a large person, have to question them when they don't feel like going out somewhere with me.. "Are you ashamed to be seen with me?" Time to take my anti depressant!

Mmmm Daria... I must find and buy Daria on DVD or Blu Ray.. or whatever will be the media when I have children and they are old enough to enjoy and worship at the alter of Daria. I think Whitney would be seen on Sick Sad World...

Even IF you have access to an abortion clinic, the protesters are horrendous. Can't even go for a PAP smear without being accosted. I wonder if Pro-lifers are against spaying their pets too?

Australian Opals are super pretty! usually white or black with holographic color. Very lovely. Most of the mines are small businesses.