Counterpoint: it’s possible to hit tennis volleys without sounding like you’re passing a whole durian through your anus, and this guy (and a lot of other tennis players, TBH) need to shut the fuck up.

Dude needs to have a sit-down with the Northwestern University athletic department’s Director of Marketing.

I’ll always love Tiafoe for “It can’t be that good!!”

Roddick had similar misfortune except he only really had to deal with 2 (and Nadal was still not 100% comfortable on other surfaces outside of clay)

Pretending to break the rules should still be a violation. Whats to stop other streamers from saying they were just pretending to hit their spouse but were actually just making sound effects off stream? Whats to stop someone from saying they are under 21 and drinking then after they are banned claiming they are in…

How do I know you are a real writer?

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

So what you’re saying is he recognizes the business aspect he has and is doing what he needs to maintain and maximize profit for him and his business partners. ... idk, sounds like someone maturing to me.

When I was single 20 years ago I would have said the same thing. Now being in a committed relationship that long I understand the apprehension and it just isn’t worth the headaches it could cause to a happy relationship.

I don’t play Fortnite really and I watch twitch maybe 3 or 4 times in a year and I’ve never actually watched Ninja stream BUT I respect the guy. He seems like a pretty decent person who has his priorities in order and is willing to grow and stand up for that growth.

As someone who voted democrat in all but two instances in the last election (one Green Party because the governor’s race was a bunch of dog shit and a local Republican who is doing a good job as county auditor), I think this is the worst part of the left. “Shut the fuck up if you don’t agree with me and if you don’t…

Unless Roger gets hit by a meteor mid-match, probably not.

How is Serena’s tantrum eligible for Best Athlete Meltdown but not Best Tennis Meltdown? If the Westminster Dog Show has taught me anything, it that you can’t win Best in Show without winning Best in Group first.

I’m curious, have you ever actually watched a variety of twitch streamers? There are thousands of people who make a living from streaming on twitch, and i would say that 99% of them are nice social people, because it’s hard to get an audience when you are an asshole.
Of course there are some asshole streamers but we…

Eh... he doesn’t have the same views on women as Pence, he just hates the internet drama and shitshow train. Pence believes he can’t be alone with a women because they can’t be trusted. Ninja believes that regardless of what either parties do, that the literal children and teens that watch him will drum up false shit…

God, that’s upsetting. 

a fucking idiotic take

He looks like what I used to daydream when watching my son’s third grade tackle football team. Man, I would wreck those kids.

I think I used to rent that basement apartment.

Inventing lacrosse = free soloing a 3,000-foot rock face.