Put modern underpinnings in a facelifted Bronco II and I’d buy it. Of course while I’m not alone, once again it’d be one of those cars only enthusiasts like and it’d die a death until it was replaced with this Explorer knock off.

The point of ABS has never been to make you stop quicker. It was to keep you in control and in a straight line.

I’m from Canada (southern Ontario, i.e. lots of snow from the great lakes), and I had an internship two years ago in the Bay Area from January through August. It rained a couple times over those 8 months and it never even crossed my mind that it was slipperier than expected. If you have bald tires, you’ll slide. If…

Then what in the world is your dining room for?

Does AMA stand for against medical advice or something entirely different?

Craigslist be like,

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Just drill a tiny hole through the windshield under the suction cup and leave the thing by the side of the road (well within the margin of error for a GPS.) Fill hole with windshield kit.

Time for some pretend math.

When I worked at a Toyota dealership customers would often say they had the V4 when asked if their car was a 4 or a 6 cylinder. I had a Tercel beater at the time , so I took half of a RAV4 emblem and made my Tercel a V4 model.

“If you know that someone else is handling the dishes, you’re less motivated to clean as you go and use as few dishes as possible.”

all they need to do is drive five miles before the tires wear out.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

You must have made that mistake a brazilian times

All the same reasons I got my GM5. Not having to lug around a full sized DSLR is a godsend when you’ve got tons of other things in your bag.

All the same reasons I got my GM5. Not having to lug around a full sized DSLR is a godsend when you’ve got tons of…

XR4Ti.

I love the Panasonic GM5 (pictured). I picked up a mirrorless camera to shed size and weight while retaining image quality, and this really did it. It is the smallest possible camera with a large enough sensor (4/3) to get the photographic effects people want out of a professional or enthusiast system.

I love the Panasonic GM5 (pictured). I picked up a mirrorless camera to shed size and weight while retaining image…

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.