“ Bring out the stockings at the end.”

“Tear a car apart”?

After reading that post, I thought “now here’s the guy who plans on doing an Ortho track”.

When I am working on my car it is typically to stop it from leaking chemicals.

This. The step 1 to making chicken breasts better is to buy chicken thighs instead. No step 2 required.

I have a 20 month old son. I easily give him undivided attention for 4 or 5 hours a day on the weekends, easily an hour on weekdays. And I treasure it, even when he scratches my face or head-butts me in the nose.

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“Without a gas tax, how are EV’s going to help pay for roads and bridges?”

The job is usually not located near those cheap homes. But thanks for trying!

Dude, this is First World Problems - The Website.

america works just like a car... you put it in (D) to go forward and (R) to go backwards...

Bullshit. Taxis and livery cars not just in NYC but surrounding jurisdictions like Westchester County are inspected as frequently as every 3 months. The TLC doesn’t fuck around. There’s dudes with bike-rickshaw things if you miss the feeling of a cart made out of a Lada pulled by a donkey. Next you’ll be telling us…

Ah the timeline is BS anyway. Each Zelda to me is a standalone game. A LEGEND. With a few notable exceptions (LttP - Links Awakening - Link Between Worlds, Zelda 1 - Zelda 2, OoT - majoras mask, and WW - Phantom Hourglass - Spirit Tracks).

Lots of things:

Station wagons are the true only vehicle one person needs. Far superior than any hatchback. Pack everything you want into the trunk area or onto the roof and take your crew of spawn to the beach. A runner up to the station wagon would be a 1st gen 5 speed caravan. 25+MPG on the highway, seating for 7, able to tow cars…

Given Steve Jobs’ reputation as impossible to work for and his less-than-stellar opinions on medicine, at least those parts of the comparison hold up.

If I travel anywhere and I see that sign, I’m going the fuck back home.

Stop, stand tall and don’t run. Pick up small children.