For smaller missions.

Idk, BMW hasn't even started offering these as far as I know. Probably not that big of a deal.

Actually I liked the way the Crosstour looked. At least it was different. I’m sure that in 20 years if this site is still around a post will pop up about it and everyone will ohhhh and ahhh over it much like 90% of the weird shit that gets shown from the vehicular past here.

You probably won’t think that way when a drunk driver crosses the median out of nowhere and hits you head on before you can react.

Nothing went wrong. It disposed of some ugly and structurally inadequate wheels!

No, not fatal.

But what about all the buttons it is blocking?

What, like pedals? Sure, it might go faster that way, but...

Nobody wins? I disagree. JEEP GUY WON. I don't even like Jeeps, but this sold me.

I'm fine with the saying as many police forces have a similar statement on their vehicles. What bugs me is the lack of oxford comma.

Ah, but why does it sell for so much? Because of the hype. What's the hype based on? The health claims.

43 is 43 years too old to be saying "bro" with a straight face.

Low center of gravity, rear weight bias, as much weight as possible, and graphite powder the heck out of the axles. Also, polish the axles to a mirror finish and smooth out the wheel hubs to reduce friction as much as possible.

OM NOM NOM (sorry, someone had to do it)

C-130 (I think) inside a C-5 Galaxy. Not that crazy (I'm sure there are crazier things out there, like bull semen), just a little bit of Inception.

A nuclear reactor.

Most airports (all?) have upgraded their fountains or they have installed specific stations for this very purpose.

5. Employ wordplay selectively

Build what? A deserted major city? We already have that, right where the Mustang is built. It's called Detroit.

I'm sorry but that title is reserved for the Ford Taurus