My boss told me I’m the only one who ever simply asks how he is doing. It made me feel horrible for him and I told him why. Since then we’ve had an even closer and great professional relationship.

Grating cheese. What the hell am I doing wrong that makes: a) the cheese clumps up and sticks to the grater, and b) the piece of cheese i’m trying to grate keeps falling apart? It looks to simple on television!

I originally read “excitement” as “excrement” for some reason, and I very quickly skipped over the link while imaging that poor dog and feeling nauseous. Saw it again later and realized my strange misreading.

I could have said I haven’t used it in 10+ years, but then I played I am Setsuna a few weeks ago...

Whenever I need to the leave the office due to illness, I need to ask the cleaning staff to disinfect my desk. This should be common sense for anyone who has been coughing or sneezing over their keyboard and mouse.

I know lots of people who aren’t on facebook or who I do not want to add as friends on Facebook that I can connect with on Whatsapp simply through their phone number (e.g. my doctor, my boss, random friends who hate FB, older family members who hate FB)