Hi. Accusing us of running undeclared ads/promoted articles is really unpleasant, and ignorant. This is Ari’s review after playing the game for ages. I edited it, and think if anything I’m even more enthusiastic about this excellent game.

For your consideration

Wow, a 38 cent value!

#ACAB

Ooh! Ooh! Next, do guns! :-D

Pretty sure sneaking your zucchini into someone van can be considered assault

I’m sorry, that’s neither a cucumber nor an eggplant. That is wholly a zucchini.

You want this man to die BEFORE he can see everything he’s worked for humiliatingly stripped from him and forced to face the consequences of a life built on lies and hatred? Where’s your humanity?

It’s funny because I hope he fucking dies.

As funny as this is, it’s important to remember that Alex Jones made millions of dollars peddling lies and hatred and that he’s a gigantic piece of greasy shit.

sources referred to the movie as “irredeemable” after test screenings.

“ People are tired of our product so lets make more of that product “ isn’t the dumbest business decision I’ve heard, but it ranks pretty high up there.

Maybe he’s a different person in actuality than his public persona or the roles he’s played? He’s not actually Dr. John Dorian, and Scrubs went off the air 12 years ago. His overall public persona to me seems rather affable and inoffensive. They’ve been together a long time now, and they seem happy, so why does anyone…

You seem real mad and jelly that they didn’t hire you to direct anything. Venting on the comments section of a pop culture blog won’t help ya there.

I saw a tweet that said the new movie should stop in the middle and make everyone in the theater schedule a time to finish it.

And still set the trap off in the end

and spend 2 hours debating on how and if they should open each and every door they come across

It is always amusing when someone is completely unable to look outside their own experiences in an attempt to be critical.

A true D&D movie should make all the protagonists as murder hobos who do nothing but barter at the local shop for 30 minutes to get the nice sword cheaper by 100 gold.

“Arguably, we’ve already had the “perfect” D&D movie thanks to Peter Jackson’s adaptations of The Lord Of The Rings in the 2000s—which, if I’m being honest, do chart a bit too close to “action movie” for my taste”