I hear you, and I freely acknowledge that I could be working harder, but on principle I fucking refuse to do all of the things you’re listing.  If there was a legit, consumer-driven demand issue?  Ok, yes.  If an army of bot-fueled resellers is creating semi-false scarcity?  Nope.  Fuck all of that.  I’ll just keep…

Ah so Breaking Lyle.

I want a Gus prequel that focuses strictly on the Chicken restaurant aspect of things, how he went from a small little chicken shack to 14 locations? amazingly entertaining.

When was the last time you heard an anecdote of a major corporate videogame exec, like, actually doing something constructive? (not counting the Miyazakis of the world) ... instead of, you know, chasing trends, pushing microtransactions, adding ads, etc. “What if you released it sooner rather than later? Then we’d…

Swing and a miss, dude.

Not sure I’d be proud of over paying for a TV

My TV probably costs more than you paid for your car, lol.

I only have one question: Where’s the Kotaku Fish?

You sound unhinged lmao. This was meant to be a timed exclusive only.

I was pretty bad when I first started and one tip I read changed everything: use the opening drop like a first move. You'll get it when you play :).

Since it’s a rogue-like the game is played in runs.  You can toggle on the bonus content before each run so maybe do one run vanilla and then go from there.

start this game immediately & then play it at your leisure whenever the urge strikes in the future lol.  imo this is a perfect game, but it doesn’t have to take a lot of your time.  each session can be super short and is usually not longer than about a half hour to finish

Good question! After the update’s applied, when you start a new run, you’re presented with a little checklist so you can choose piecemeal which new stuff you want to add. I’d say start with the new pilots, then save the new enemies and missions for when you finish your first few games and start unlocking the more…

The robot by KO.

I sure hope you don’t own a business. 

The bits make him a lot of money and get him a lot of press.

No disagreement , but as a side note - holy shit, people, it is 2022 and if you are still gaming off an HDD, complaining would definitely be ridiculous. Moving from HDD to SSD was bar none the single greatest performance enhancement, for everything, that I ever experienced in my 25 years of PC building. If any single…

The guy almost killed two children (who are black according to their mother) and now he’s being treated like a martyr. And people wonder why BLM is rapidly losing all credibility? Here’s a video of the children’s’ mother angry with the protestors.

Be patient. The foot fetish community demands fidelity and realism.  Quality takes time.

Plot twist: Cloud dies instead. Tifa and Aerith fall in love.