there was one for the Gizmodo where you played against girls in bikinis??

Kinectimals did this - let you pet and play with tiger cubs. And Eye Pet for Playstation also, though that was a weird monkey thing and not a real cuddly creature.

You have much to learn, young Padawan!

‘OK we have this nasty bug but it can be fixed in the day-one patch.’ That’s acceptable behavior now.

Nah, that wasn’t so bad. Didn’t even spill my martini!

“12 year old girls”

Hipster Kirby was yarn before it was cool.

These are the moments Mr. Zurkon lives for!

The Sims 4: Nuclear Fallout Expansion Pack

Retro-futuristic and sexy! Reminds me of the car in one of my kid’s books: “If I Built a Car” by Chris Van Dusen.

Can I get a thong for my slutty Dasani bottles?

Thank you! I immediately thought of Devil’s Tuning Fork, which I played years ago but couldn’t quite remember the specifics. Thanks for saving me the googling!

All this ... from a team of 4 that last developed this?

Fuck Pokemon. All of them. And fuck the never ending stream of Pokemon articles on Kotaku!

I've built a few custom PCs over the years, but please tell me how I can buy a full setup that will out-perform a PS4 for less than $400.

And his oral hygene is TERRIBLE!

I'm genuinely surprised that Team Umizoomi isn't on this list. My boys (2 and 4) love it, and I think it's great. But as a mathematician, I may be a little biased.

The tooth fairy too! Lies! All lies!

This isn't trolling, it's lying. It's a creator being a dick to the people who support him.

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