Well, I was looking for "We made her look like Ellen Page, then changed her slightly after we found out another Ellen Page game is coming out on PS3.

There were a whopping 23 production stills released!! And no gallery, no mention of the others? (well, not the Others, but the other photos)

After the nearly universal outrage at the adoption of Kinja, has there been any talk by Denton or other Gawker folks about adopting a new, perhaps more traditional commenting system?

Yes, I noticed the slider, but only because was familiar with it from previous articles. At very least, a little caption with instructions below the top image would be nice.

Instant deal breaker. Thanks for the tip.

*voxels, not pixels

We came upon a crappy 386 or 486 when I was really young, but didn't do much with it but play some text games. So I consider my first computer the Mac PowerPC, much like this one, purchased for me when I was in High School. I remember it coming with a voucher for a free upgrade to OS 8, which had just been released.…

Why the new icon in the lead image? Can we return to the old Apple/Android that was easily identifiable in the thumbnail? Or at least give the platform in the headline?

That's nice and all, but I think I'd rather be a hula hoop.

I bought the special edition with the gold Wiimote, and still haven't played it yet. I'm ashamed of myself.

Yes, they are definitely ugly. And not in a good way. Certainly not in a way that should be featured in a lead article on Kotaku.

In a hilarious article with some hilarious comments, you, sir, are the winner.

No I'm not. I had to google "Bacon Snot" to figure out what the hell you were talking about, luckily that youtube account was the first hit. I didn't click through to the video, so I didn't see that comment. Strange we made the same joke at almost the exact same time. Hivemind...

Luckily, those cows were wearing leather, otherwise that road rash could have been brutal.

You didn't have a choice in the matter! Now, would you kindly harvest that Little Sister so we can get to the next bathysphere?

Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking sickness on this motherfucking plane!

Lord Commander.

You'd be surprised. Generally speaking, I'd say Alaskans like girls to be tough and independent more than a stereotypical "pretty and girly." Engine grease under the fingernails over a manicure, any day of the week!

Not so much that indoor plumbing freezes, but the plumbing outdoors freezes. As valosin said, the problem is both getting water to a house, and taking sewer water away, as simply burying a pipe would cause it to freeze solid 6 months out of the year. Within the city, they combat this with heated utility corridors and…

As a Carhartt-wearing Alaskan, I'll confirm that these pictures are very accurate, even if they only represent a subset of the population.