I’d really love, if every once in awhile, the cat just did NOT react to your controller inputs. Simple as stopping to lick itself while you’re teetering on the edge of a railing during a puzzle element. Or purposefully knocking something off a countertop just because, even without an explicit button press.

Cats walk around their spaces with their tails confidently up. I very rarely see stray or feral cats with their tails up. They’re always running around with their tails down, furtively glancing back at you to see if they need to go into a full sprint.

Kinda bummed by the lack of customization. I mean, in almost every other character creation screen I can make my character look like the Penguin from the new Batman but I can’t even make my flufferbutt look like my Siamese?

Preorder canceled 

#ReleaseTheButtholeCut

“Do you let people off the train before you board?” For the non-city dwellers among us, the same exact test can be done substituting elevators. In fact, it’s an even better test, as elevators are certainly smaller than trains, if somewhat less frequently as full. If you barge onto an elevator as the doors are opening,…

some baggers do need instruction. Sometimes very explicit instructions. Sometimes with explicit words.

I watched the shopping cart theory unfold this morning.

Unless you’ve surveyed every employee of the particular store at which you are shopping to confirm that they all “enjoy rallying up the carts” and believe it to be “easy, soothing work,” you are an asshole if you don’t put back your cart. I can’t even believe that you would try to both sides something as dumb and…

But you know who doesn’t like that? All the other shoppers who have to drive and park around those stray carts because someone was an asshole. We don’t care who rationalized their laziness by telling themselves that it keeps the cart corral kids happy.

I wouldn’t for half a second say that giving a bunch of extra work to minimum-wage goons is anything other than being an asshole...

Did you click on this article to laugh at people, or did you click on this article worried that something in it might describe you.

I use turn signals as a similar litmus test. There are rarely any penalties for ignoring the use of turn signals (as evidenced by all the people who drive BMWs across my city), but you do it because you care about both your safety and the safety of other motorists.

Not to toot my own horn but what do you call it when someone organizes the carts in the cart corral? Or returns a cart to the store that’s sitting in the parking lot because I’m, I mean they, are on their way in anyway so what’s the big deal? (I don’t do that right now because of Covid but is walking a loose cart to…

For me it’s mostly the legs. I don’t much care for shrimp (or lobster for that matter) when I have to pry the meat from its chitinous exoskeleton myself, forcing me actually reckon with what exactly I’m putting in my mouth. A shrimp that has already been removed from its shell and de-veined and all that bears such…

Why is it normal even delicious to eat shrimp while at the same time, bugs are considered revolting? 

Username checks out.

Ducks love bugs. But they’re not suckers!

I only eat free bugs. $15 for a bug? In this economy?

This game is Dan. My daughter now gets her toothbrush herself and excitedly asks to play every morning.

Hmmm. If only we built a society that took care of people in times of hardship so that we wouldn’t have to risk an agonizing death for ourselves or family members in order to pay bills.