“The action-packed tale of ‘Mega’ Manfred Jones (Mark Wahlberg), a no-nonsense cop with a chip on his shoulder and a heart of gold. One day, when Manfred loses his hand in a drug bust gone south, he’s enlisted in a secret government program to blend ballistics with prosthetics, headed by Cal ‘Light’ Toren (Jonah…

A.) I’m 36.

B.) I am a professor of Rhetorical Composition and Literature—and coming from a professional in the field, prescriptivism in casual communication is not a good look, particularly in light of how language actually functions.

C.) It’s a colloquialism. If that’s all it takes to get your boxers in a bunch (and…

Lavos? Eh, Kratos and his boi’s got this :)

Double XP was the funniest comic this week imo, wasn’t expecting Lavos lmao

Double XP was funny as hell today.  Dat nostalgia trip.

Okay, Double HP made me actually lol with the Lavos shortcut from Chrono Trigger. I remember the first time I leveled high enough to beat him when starting a new+ game and got the developers in an area and one said “they worked so hard on the game just to skip it all”. Ha.

This isn’t so bad guys. Look at it this way: 30 seconds of watching an advertisement is like two whole Amazon employee bathroom breaks.

Haha, yes!. Great song from a great album, but oh man, the number of times I heard it in game. Still love it, though.

Excellent choice of rum in Mount Gay, but won’t 2 oz of frozen juice concentrate make this very, very sweet?

Xbox Live had a rating system when it was first released. When you first subscribed it asked you what kind of player you where, some of the options were “Pro”, “Casual” and “Underground”.

Ten years ago I was flying through O’Hare when it got hit by a storm. Needless to say, many people missed their connectors, some by a few minutes. The gentleman in front of me in line was absolutely going to town on the poor soul trying to get everyone rebooked. He kept saying that they should have held the plane for…

The modem one almost cost me my job.

Tom - I was the finance director at Bob Bell Chevrolet in Bel Air Md. for a few years in the early 2000's. A very young, uneducated couple with hourly wage income and beacon scores in the 500's wanted to buy a used Cavalier. At that time, the GMAC rep used to camp out in the sales tower underwriting applications on…

The discussion on what forms of heartbreak are considered socially acceptable blew past how incredibly gendered that division is, as well as all of the means by which the people around us deny us the right to feel heartbroken. A brief list of things our society does not allow us to feel:

I want Blackthorn.

Having an ally to either tank, heal, or DPS those toxic comments is incredibly helpful.

Sure, they may keep mouthing off, but being willing to

NEWtendo!

PARKER! I NEED PICTURES OF THE SUN!