MAKE AMERICA OVERCOMPENSATE AGAIN

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

I grew up in Boston. My father is from Pittsburgh. My sister is his little princess, so they are both die hard Stillers fans. Ergo, they are the worst people in the world, somehow combining the fatalism of pre 2004 Red Sox fans with the “we do it the right way” nonsense of St. Louis Cardinals fans.

You would think Ben…

I GOT A HATE SHOUTOUT FROM A READER WOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.