I literally gasped aloud when I submitted my vote and saw ‘Getting a Raise’ was behind by 30%.

My husband somehow had no clue how spectacular it was. Just casually before last Christmas he’s all “I got you some seats in the company suite for...Adele? You like her, right?”. And then I got to surprise my SIL and two friends with tickets. That was fun.

Schwann giving the entire show to Bush is such a huge deal. And a lot of people ignored it.

Counterpoint: Brooke Fucking Davis. Yes, watch it.

This is my general reply to those kind of idiot - comments:

Keanu Reeves was my first celebrity crush over 20 years ago. I would watch Speed over and over again because he was the most handsome thing I’d ever seen. THE REST OF YOU ARE JUST BANDWAGONING! ;)

I’m glad it’s in vogue again to love Keanu.
GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I think we all know you didn’t. There’s still time!

THANK GOD FOR IT BECAUSE I NEVER WANT HIM OUT OF MY LIFE EVER.

No, it’s a super fucked up movie because she’s 16 years old.

The Little Mermaid is really not a super fucked up movie. Though it’s easy to make it sound super fucked up when you ignore whole parts of the story and put the rest completely out of context.

Stop ungreying and arguing with trolls. That is all. Happy Saturday everyone.

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

I love it, I think that in addition to being an emotional roller-coaster, it’s just well written and well acted.

I don’t know anything about US Universities so I can’t comment on those, but in the UK the cohort of students achieving a first is incredibly small to begin with. Add to that the sheer competition to even get into Cambridge from all over the world, that these kids are already leagues ahead of their peers before…

My two boys (8 & 10) blazed through all the HP books. Like, in a matter of weeks. They love them.

Huh. Especially for you, Kylie Jenner, you should be so lucky. Kylie Minogue is the one I just can’t get out of my head.

Thank you. It was scary, because this place is my “internet home” if you will. I felt like I was in the twilight zone!

Thank you. I took the posts pretty personally considering I’ve been feeling super out of it and down all day after a especially vivid rendition of the recurring dream in which my ex (who killed himself years ago) shows up and reveals that he faked his death. The accusation of me being a Nazi loving Trump fan (Jew who…

Thank you. Providing lists like this is one of the most valuable aspects of Jezebel. While, I give a monthly contribution to the ACLU, because of your suggestion, I’ve Just donated to National Immigration Law Center as well.