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My niece looks like a porcelain doll in that equal party’s pretty and creepy way. She loves snakes and lizards and prefers monster dresses to princess dresses and I love that little weirdo to pieces and if there is a god, she will start doing this shit to my sister TONIGHT.

I know. I feel so torn. I really, really want to see Richard Ayoade interacting with Paul Hollywood (can you IMAGINE?) but also the new Bake Off will be a sham and a lie and I shun it, and shun it mightily.  

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“You see why I have Richard on my team, because he ends his punchlines with ‘naval policy’”

Will, I don’t know if you are male or female, or how old you are, but no one, especially women of a certain age, really needs you to explain to us that these ideas are relatively new or to point out that it’s “easy to see why there are still people like this who exist”. Some of us have been living this and fighting

I’m so happy that Notorious has lived up to my expectations.

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

What’s important to remember is that there are numerous theories floating around for a reason: to obfuscate the truth. A little known tradition of the Illuminati is the spousal membership. When Kanye became Illuminati he asked that the rites be extended to Kim as well, so she received what is known as an infinity

You’ve got me beat for sure :( I guess I can only care comparatively less than you about men being people too. Maybe someday I’ll birth a male child and then I’ll know for sure that men have value.

I can’t even count how many comments I’ve read from guys saying that everyone talks about sex and that even women enjoy talking about it. It legit scares me that the concept of consent still flies over men’s heads. What Trump was describing was not consensual.

yaaaaaaaaaaah! this. i was so team jess until this go ‘round (i’m 33 if that provides helpful context). and it’s funny - i really hate the last season of GG, so much so that i don’t watch most of it, but i came away from the last few episodes fully on team logan. i’m... not sure how to handle that. i think i shall

I can’t WAIT for this! My husband is already making fun of me for it but I don’t care. I DON’T CARE.

Judge Judy 4 debate moderator.

GUYS!!!

Here’s a few of my inexplicable experiences, some creepy, one really sweet:

This is an accurate assessment. It was hilarious.

“I don’t know what Harry and the Hendersons is...”

“I don’t know what Harry and the Hendersons is...”

EYEROLL God can’t we just enjoy them? Not everything is an injustice. #sojezebel #thisiswhypeoplehateus

Came here to say I have worked for people like this, people that steal your labor and pay you nothing and call themselves smart for doing so. They turn around and shit on the poor for not making money yet refuse to pay them for an honest day’s work. This year is the THIRD TIME in less than ten years that I’ve had to

Luckily for us, he brought up her husband’s infidelity after the debate on Fox where she couldn’t respond.

On a happier note - I heard a little kid today say to his parents, “Look, it’s Hillary Clinton’s husband” after pointing to a poster