These stunts are just insulting to anyone who has an introductory college physics course under their belt. You’re towing something with wheels over flat ground.

Wait. I just did some internet sleuthing:

Have you ever seen the Soarer Aero Cabin? That thing is super dooper cool.

Huh. These look like a bunch of dumb fun, but since I’m an owner/operator of a healthy, full-size adult male penis, I’ll never be able to drive one of these Compensators comfortably.

I think it looks wonderful.

aluminum sump guard

Ford GT. Not based on any real performance factors but they all still have one thing in common: 

I would say this car is perfectly safe at posted speed limits, so dodge can sue for libel.

It’s to tell the spectators that they did indeed try to brake before crashing into them. Ya know, for legality reasons. Probably should get them on mustangs.

Jason, the way you find unique ways to convey the same boring-but-necessary information that goes in every review makes you one of my favorite automotive writers. I’ll be using variations of “horse population” henceforth.

Not adopting Tesla’s standards here is the dumb move by VW. They’re FREE TO USE FFS.

NICE TRY STEF IM STILL GONNA ROLL COAL CUZ THIS SHIT AINT GON HAPPEN TO NO NASCAR RACE AND NEVER WILL CUZ AMERICA RULEZ CUZ JESUS LOVES US AND OUR GUNS AND OUR TRUCKS HELL YEAH.

This is very cool, but why in the world is it 90k dollars on the high side? If a clean Mini is 15k, and then a full tear down/restoration is another 20k in parts/labor, and you throw in 20k in custom leather and such, then put 5k on top for profit, well, there’s your 60k. For another 30k dollars I would expect some…

Is this the plot to the next Fast and Furious movie? Dom and crew turn into pirates and hijack the ships to prevent them from falling into enemy hands, then The Rock shows up for no reason and they drive cars from end to end at WOT, but it still takes 37 minutes?

I hate that front end.
Why not put the 2017 Model S front fascia instead?

Ugh, I still can’t get over how out of place that massive tablet looks.

I always wondered what happened to this crew. And now I know the rest of the story:

I am torn. Should I mention the boat-tail Riviera? I really should.

This. So much this. Also, a race car would be fun to do.