I just call them assholes.  Seems to fit just as well

Fred Trump should have been the one to pull out.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

But the world is greater because we have listened to her sing.

Damn, shouldn’t watch that so early, haven’t had coffee yet and now I have to redo my makeup.

“Drunk racists with guns.”

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

Many times the money from these settlements is given to a charity, but it’s nice that we don’t know that yet so you can be a jealous little bitch. ;)

My money is on Smokin’ Joe Biden.

Yeah, you gotta wonder what Donnie tells his sons about women.  I would bet he has a fair amount of opinions on the subject.

BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

Now you know how we feel.

A lot of these people will only dig in deeper as more of this comes out because despite the sophistication of what the Russians did, the average person does not and cannot admit to being wrong or fooled.

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

Let us just get this out of the way, the sexuality of Mike Pence is not important. Who cares what his sexuality is? What is important is that he has a valid policy stance to hurt and endanger the lives of LGBTQ people regardless of how he feels satisfied behind closed doors. Mike Pence articles always turn into these…

It’s hard to describe how much better the google assistant is than Alexa or Siri. It responds naturally, knows everything, and controls home devices almost flawlessly.

Your boy is gonna have his dreams crushed.

Your boy is gonna have his dreams crushed.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.