The horror!

Allenby is a world-class golfer. He should be able to get out of a tough lie.

"It's such a shame that people are focusing on whether the story is true."

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

...cooked till it's tender...

I SAVE TEMPURA

That's the spirit!

If that was one of my friends, they would never live it down.

i dont understand blindly loyal friends who say nothing/back people up in their stupidity. shut it down, guys. shut the bullshit down.

Bad: had to return to work today post holidays.

Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.

I'm all for enjoying what you earned. But something I get sickened by the excess of the rich. Just... ugh fuck em.

Gawker is all about white-guilt preening, so naive white college kids can pose and say "LOOK AT WHAT A GOOD MORAL PERSON I AM".

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.